PERIL PROLIFERATES AS PORTABLE PHONE POWER PARAPHERNALIA PROPOSES POTENTIAL PERIL AT THE PORCH OF MRS. GRIMALDI! When that crappy but kinda hot Althea Klang attempts to drive me and Mrs. Grimaldi out of our minds by installing a phone charging station (a.k.a. a hipster loiterer magnet) right outside of our home, we take things straight to court! But as we try to plead our very endearing and straightforward case, we're derailed by an avalanche of differing opinions as a cadre of concerned citizens make their numerous differing opinions known. Every story has two sides, except for some (like this one) which have something like seven sides. It's a classic she said, she said, she said, she said case!
