OINK OINK! PUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE TROTTERS TOGETHER FOR PROFESSOR PYG! Somebody ruined my perfect date night!!!! Professor Pyg here, Gotham City's most sensual and available bachelor. I regret to inform you that my one true love, Harley Quinn, has left my heart spurned and abused. Well, I simply can't have that, so I'm going to do what any maladjusted individual would do and throw a fit in the swamp! Try having a nice time with Poison Ivy now! In fact, you know what? Get lost, Poison Ivy! Harley Quinn's got a new hubby, and he has a perfect piggy nose!!!!! Let’s get sick together!!!!!!!